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Creepy Clown Sightings

SO THERE I WAS JUST CASUALLY BROWSING THROUGH MY TWITTER FEED AND FOR SOME REASON I CAME ACROSS ABOUT 5 VIDEOS OF PEOPLE SPOTTING CLOWNS. AREN'T CLOWNS SUPPOSED TO BE CUTE, FUNNY LOOKING CHARACTERS TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH AND HAVE A GOOD TIME? WELL THEN I GUESS NOT. PEOPLE NOW SEE IT FIT TO DRESS UP AS A CLOWN AND CREEP THE HELL OUT OF OTHERS. NOW I'M ALREADY TRYING TO FIND JESUS FOR THESE SICK BASTARDS BECAUSE YOU KNOW... WHAT THE HELL!? WHO DOES THAT!? 

NOW ONE WOULD THINK THAT THIS IS HAPPENING JUST  BECAUSE IT'S OCTOBER (HALLOWEEN), BUT NO! THIS CRAP HAS BEEN GOING ON ALL YEAR ROUND. THERE ARE MANY VIDEOS OF PEOPLE SEEING THESE CREEPY ASSES  STANDING OUT THEIR HOUSE, FOLLOWING THEM WITH WEAPONS AND TRYING TO ATTACK THEM. ALTHOUGH A FEW ARE OBVIOUSLY STAGED... THE MAJORITY IS REAL AND THAT TO ME IS DAMN WELL DISTURBING!!!!!! 


THIS TREND TAKES PLACE MAINLY IN THE US, WHICH TO ME IS GOOD BECAUSE I'M FROM THE CARIBBEAN AND I KNOW NOT EVEN GOD CAN SAVE ANY FOOL WHO WOULD DARE TRY THAT SHIT DOWN HERE. BUT WHAT I FIND EVEN MORE FOOLISH IS THE FACT THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY TAKE TIME TO PULL OUT THEIR GADGETS AND RECORD A CLOWN INSTEAD OF JUST RUNNING AWAY. ARE YOU TRYING TO GET KILLED!? BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE THESE CLOWNS WILL ACTUALLY KILL SOMEBODY. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT A CLOWN WANTS TO BE DISTURBED? WHAT THE HELL IN YOUR BRAIN TRIGGERS YOU TO GO ASK THAT COLORFUL SADNESS "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?".... AND YET STILL YOU DON'T EXPECT THEM TO RUN AFTER YOU? WHY WALK INTO YOUR OWN DEATH OR INJURY FAM? DON'T BE A DUMB PERSON IN A HORROR FILM RUUUUNNNN!!!

Y'ALL ALSO NEED TO GET Y'ALL KIDS IN CHECK. RAISE THEM RIGHT. TELL THEM DON'T GO IN THE BUSHES AND WOODS WITH STRANGERS AND SAY ..."MOTHER NATURE HATES ME." DON'T ACCEPT CANDY FROM STRANGERS BECAUSE Y'ALL ARE "DIABETIC". TEACH THEM TO KICK THEM IN THEIR BALLS AND RUN BACK TO YOU! THESE CLOWNS ARE PERVERTED FREAKS SO YOUR CHILDREN ARE CLEARLY A HUGE TARGET! 

BUT JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THIS WAS A MAJOR PROBLEM FOR THE USA... I SAW THAT DEBATE WITH TRUMP AND HILARY. ANYWAYS GUYS, STAY SAFE FROM 
THESE INCORRIGIBLE BLOCKHEADS! 

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Kim Kardashian VS Haiti

KIM           HAITI

I'M SURE YOU'RE THINKING "HOW THE HELL IS KIM K BEING COMPARED TO HAITI... BUT HERE'S THE THING. RECENTLY, THE REALITY T.V STAR WAS TIED UP AT GUNPOINT IN HER APARTMENT IN PARIS AS THIEVES TOOK MANY EXPENSIVE THINGS INCLUDING A 3.2 MILLION DOLLAR ENGAGEMENT RING AND MOBILE PHONES. SHE HAD HER HAIRSTYLIST WITH HER WHO LOCKED HERSELF IN A BATHROOM SO SHE WON'T GET TIED UP TOO (something i'd do) BUT LUCKILY THEY'RE BOTH STILL ALIVE AND WELL. NOW I'M 100% SURE THAT THIS GIRL CAN REPLACE THESE EXPENSES IN A FLASH BUT HERE COMES THE MEDIA BLOWING EVERYTHING OUT OF PROPORTION. THAT I'LL GET BACK TO IN A BIT...

NOW LET'S MOVE TO HAITI. I'M FROM THE CARIBBEAN AND AS SOME OF YOU MAY KNOW WE HAD JUST BEEN HIT BY A CATEGORY 5 HURRICANE NAMED MATHEW. (at this point i have banned all mathew's that i know lol) HAITI FOR SOME REASON SEEMS TO BE ONE OF MOTHER NATURE'S MAIN TARGETS. THIS IS ALREADY THE POOREST COUNTRY IN THE AMERICAS AND HOME TO AT LEAST 10 MILLION PEOPLE BUT SADLY 1000+ OF THEM DIED DURING THIS TRAGIC EVENT AND THE NUMBERS ARE STILL GROWING AS MANY BODIES ARE BEING FOUND.

THIS IS WHERE THE COMPARISON COMES IN. THE GODDAMN MEDIA!!!!!

 AS USUAL THE MEDIA ALWAYS TRIES TO HIDE THE IMPORTANT THINGS FROM US AND ALLOW US TO FOCUS ON PETTY THINGS THAT ARE NOT REALLY AS IMPORTANT AS THAT ONE PIMPLE ON YOUR FACE. SO HERE WE GO WITH KIM KARDASHIAN'S ROBBERY STORY MAKING HEADLINE NEWS FOR ABOUT A WHOLE WEEK AND HAITI'S SITUATION FADING INTO THE BACKGROUND. I MEAN IF IT WASN'T FOR FACEBOOK'S "I STAND WITH HAITI" FILTER HALF THE WORLD WOULDN'T HAVE KNOWN, BUT I'M SURE EVERYBODY HAD TO KNOW THAT MULTI MILLIONAIRE KIM KARDASHIAN WAS ROBBED AT GUNPOINT. YES HER CASE WAS SERIOUS BUT DID SHE DIE? NOPE AND THAT IS MY POINT EXACTLY. HERE IS HAITI WITH LIKE THOUSANDS DYING, MILLIONS HOMELESS AND SO MANY PEOPLE YET TO BE FOUND AND YOU'RE TELLING ME KIM IS MORE IMPORTANT? AW HELL NO! 

I'M NOT ACCEPTING IT! NOT TODAY! NOT TOMORROW! NOT NEVER! 
GOD BLESS THE PEOPLE OF HAITI! ♥♥♥

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